The nurse watched me walk the fifteen steps from my bed to the bathroom. My first few were shaky, but they got better. I was superb getting back to the bed. I said, “So I don’t need you to go to the bathroom.” She responded, “But I would prefer that you call me.” I said, “Do you know how many women have said that to me?”

I have many identities. One of them is as a catless parent.

My Amish amigo Amos at the greenmarket works as part of a construction crew with other people from his church. I asked if there was music while they hammered and sawed. He said, as I knew, they had no radio. The only music came when one of them sang. In reply to my question, he said the songs were always religious, but Amos said that he knew a lot of country songs. He hears them when is driven to the market or the construction site by an “English” driver. The drivers can play the radio and apparently country music predominates. I said that an Amish can’t sing country songs since they are all about how I got drunk last night and my woman left me. Amos smiled. His sister Sadie laughed.

He says that his crowd numbers were huge, larger not only than hers, but larger than those of MLK, Jr. An obsession over size, size, size. Soon I expect him to whip it out of his pants and proclaim, “It is larger than hers.”

“When he lies, he speaks according to his own nature, for he is a liar and the father of lies.” John 8:44.

Was it the Paris Olympic or the Paris Olympics?

Why is it called water polo. It does not have to be played right-handed like polo. It does not use anything like mallets. Unlike polo, it has a goalie. Unlike polo, it has something like a penalty box. Would water soccer or water hockey have been a better name?

My life would not have been unfulfilled if I had never had pimiento cheese. [The spouse disagrees.]

According to Chris van Tulleken in Ultra-Processed People: The Science Behind Food that Isn’t Food, near the end of World War II, “the average U-boat crewman lived for only sixty days from boarding the ship.”

Pennsylvania has a close Senate race. The incumbent has run ads stating that the challenger invested in a Chinese company that makes fentanyl, implying that this has affected the state’s fentanyl problem. As the factcheckers often say, the ad lacks context. The challenger did invest in the company, but that pharmaceutical corporation makes fentanyl legally. Perhaps part of its output gets diverted to the illegal market, but if so, the incumbent’s ad does not present any information to support such a claim. The challenger has responded by saying that he never invested in Chinese pharma making illegal fentanyl. True, but he then goes on to imply that the real cause of the fentanyl problem is the southern border. This, too, lacks context. He presents no information that major amounts of fentanyl get into this country via illegal border crossings instead of legal ones. It also ignores that death from synthetic opioids soared while Trump was president. There were 19,500 such deaths in 2016, the year before he became president. That increased to 28,659 in 2017, 31,525 in 2018, 36,603 in 2019, and 56,894 in 2020.