I resolve in 2024 to:

  Work “Time will tell” into conversation at least once a week.

  Not act my age.

  Get better at making lists.

  Not dress my age.

  Use the phrase “It’s a no-brainer” more often.

  Not skydive.

  Not learn how to moonwalk.

  Stop daring people to lick frozen flagpoles.

  To drink one fewer cup of coffee every day, week, month, year.

  Only eat white snow.

  Perfect my Arnold Schwarzenegger imitation.

  Ask at restaurants if I can substitute another glass of wine for the fries.

  Learn how to swear in multiple languages.

  Eat more cheese platters.

  Stop introducing the spouse as my first wife.

  Perfect the art of silent karaoke.

  Consider lifting the TV remote as exercise.

      Not get stuck in a lobster trap.

  Try to avoid clichés like the plague!

  Remember that ice fishing works better if you cut a hole in the frozen lake surface.

  See the untoward not as mistakes but as happy accidents.