First Sentences

“In 1976, even boxes of fried chicken celebrated the American Revolution.” Sarah M.S. Pearsall, Freedom Round the Globe: A World History of the American Revolution (2026).

“In all of Ray Carney’s years as a fence—he had been a reluctant fence and a ruthless fence, at times imperiled by his choices and at others the embodiment of crooked intelligence—there was only one occasion when he participated in the theft itself, and that was in the summer of 1981 when Uncle Rich came back to town.” Colson Whitehead, Cool Machine (2026).

“I have lived for twenty years in the county of Lancaster, where my neighbors on all sides are ‘Pennsylvania Dutch.’” Phebe Earle Gibbons, “Pennsylvania Dutch” and Other Essays (1882).

“On 20 May 2119 I took the overnight ferry from Port Marlborough and arrived in the late afternoon at the small quay near Maentwrog-under-Sea that serves the Bodleian Snowdonia Library.” Ian McEwan, What We Can Know (2025).

“When I was six, my father took me to Grand Central Terminal in New York to see the imposing bronze statue of my great-great-great-grandfather ‘Commodore’ Cornelius Vanderbilt.” Anderson Cooper, Vanderbilt: The Rise and Fall of an American Dynasty (2021).

“Fran sat with her eyes closed.” Ann Cleeves, Blue Lightning (2010).

“I take my kids to church every week—well, usually.” JD Vance, Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith (2026).

“Twenty past one in the morning on New Year’s Day.” Ann Cleeves, Raven Black (2006).

“As Lord Randolph Churchill lay dying in the final stages of syphilis, his mind slowly but inexorably slipping into madness, his wife Jennie wrote letters from the Bay of Bengal to her sisters.” Elisabeth Kehoe, The Titled Americans: Three American Sisters and the British Aristocratic World into Which They Married (2006).

“Ann opened her eyes and saw a pair of hands, streaked and shiny with blood.” Ann Cleeves, Red Bones (2009).

“William Cody was not always an icon of historical memory.” Joy S. Kasson, Buffalo Bill’s Wild West: Celebrity, Memory, and Popular History (2000).

“The Logia de Cerchi stood in the heart of old Florence, within a labyrinth of narrow streets behind the Badia, now rarely threaded by the stranger, unless in a dubious search for a certain severe doorplate bearing this inscription, QUI NACQUE IL DIVINO POETA.” George Eliot, Romola (1863).

“On the morning of September 26, 1792, several days of cold English rain came to an end, a light wind picked up from the north, and the HMS Lion, a sixty-four-gun ship of the line unfurled its sails and weighed anchor, to depart the harbor in Spithead.” Stephen R. Platt, Imperial Twilight: The Opium War and the End of China’s Last Golden Age.

Snippets

I am a victim. As a white male raised as a Protestant with a good deal of Anglo-Saxon ancestry, I might have thought I was in a privileged position. But no. According to Trump and Hegseth and those around them, DEI and wokeness have victimized me. This, however, is not the first time America has been turned upside down in order to proclaim white victimization. In Joy S. Kasson’s cultural and historical examination of William Cody and his Wild West Show that supposedly depicted the frontier, Buffalo Bill’s Wild West: Celebrity, Memory, and Popular History (2000), she concludes that his performances inverted reality and made whites the victims in encounters with Indians. This view persisted in novels and later in some movies and radio and TV shows. Kasson says that, like some Civil War histories, the show honored individuals—it was Buffalo Bill to the rescue—and made (white) self-defense its theme.

A lawsuit that I have not followed closely maintains that social media harms and knowingly addicts children and must be changed or stopped. This may seem like a modern topic, but it is not. When I was a kid, something similar was said about comic books. Dr. Fredric Wertham led the charge denigrating comics. A well-regarded German-American psychiatrist who treated poor Black clients in Harlem and whose work was cited in Brown v. Board of Education, he became famous for his 1954 best seller, The Seduction of the Innocent. His book contended that comic books had deleterious effects on childhood development. He attacked comics with the pseudo-scientific gobbledygook of the Freudian: “You cannot understand present day juvenile delinquency if you do not take into account the pathogenic and pathoplastic influence of comic books, that is, the way in which they cause trouble or the form trouble takes.” Attention-seeking politicians held congressional hearings. Schools burned comic books. New York passed anti-comics legislation, which was vetoed by Governor Thomas Dewey on constitutional grounds. The anti-comics crusaders were early to the anti-DEI movement. Jeremy Dauber in American Comics: A History (2022)tells us: “To Wertham, Wonder Woman wasn’t a symbol of female empowerment, but precisely the opposite. Not because she was tied up so much, an argument with potential merit, but simply because she was strong, and thus ‘an undesirable ideal for girls: To be strong is to be unwomanly, and to have strong close associates who are female is automatically lesbian and horrific.’”

Similar attacks on the deleterious effect of modern culture on the youth of America preceded and succeeded the anti-comics crusade. Of course, it is the amusing, nostalgic premise of the Music Man. In “You Got Trouble,” it is not pool alone that is corrupting, but also the shameless music of ragtime and other media. Harold Hill asks the River Citians, “Is a crime novel hidden in the corn crib? Is he starting to memorize jokes from Cap’n Billy’s Whiz Bang?”

At almost the same time as the attack on comic books, similar things were said about how early TV was corrupting our youth and then a few years later, rock ‘n’ roll was vehemently condemned. As a comic book reader, an early TV watcher, and a listener to early rock, I am surprised I did not spend my life in jail, but it is still possible that I am going to hell.

(Tipper Gore’s Parents’ Music Resource Center did not seek to smash vinyl as did the earlier movement against rock. It sought to place labels on albums to indicate to parents that the records contained explicit lyrics. According to them, the goal was not to censor or ban, but to inform.)