I went to the doctor for a flu shot. When I made the appointment, I also said that I was concerned about shortness of breath. When I saw the doctor, I also told him that I had what is commonly know as “trigger finger” and about a recurrent pain that might be sciatica. Then the doctor said that he called this a “manly” visit. A woman, he said, would have come to him separately for each issue when it arose. The man, instead, decides to get a flu shot and then thinks, “I am going to the doctor. What else should I ask him about?”
One fury has God found inexpungeable:
The wrath of a woman who finds herself fungible.
Donald J. Trump does not have a pet, but there must be a professional dog trainer in the White House. Mike Pence responds to the command “Heel!” better than any hound I have ever seen.
There were four million people in the Colonies, and we had Jefferson and Paine and Franklin. Now we have over three-hundred million and we have Trump and Pence. What wisdom can you draw from that? Darwin was wrong.
If ignorance is bliss, why does Trump seem so angry and unhappy?
Does this story have applicability today? A woman supposedly said to John Maynard Keynes that she wondered what David Lloyd George was like when he was alone in a room. Keynes responded, “When Lloyd George is alone, there is no one there.”
Perhaps this phrase ascribed to a soldier in Iraq applies to our country today: “So screwed up it was like pasting feathers together, hoping for a duck.”
Pat Paulson, when he “ran” for President said, “Issues have no place in politics. They only confuse matters.” I wonder, however, if he would still say, “The current system is rigged so that only the majority can seize control.”
The license plate holder on a nice-looking Genesis registered in Florida said: “Beautiful” Naples, Florida. I wondered about the quotation marks. Is it ironic or facetious to call Naples “beautiful?”
“If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.” Newt Heilcher
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.” W.C. Fields
I am trying to expand my vocabulary, so I am going around saying, “The president’s rodomontade is rebarbative.”
“It’s better to keep one’s mouth shut and be thought a fool than open it and resolve all doubt.” Abraham Lincoln